Carol 'Shaz' O'Brien, mother of five, lover of many, today told friends that the latest movie she went to see was "Wicked stupid bai". It was O' Brien's first outing from her family home in over two months, as she couldn't afford to risk missing any of the Love Island action. However, she told us that this has not affected her current job as a Full Time Mad Bastard.
"It's just great to see such meaningful relationships being created," O' Brien told us. "I think it gives all of us ladies, who haven't found the right man yet, hope. It appears as though Shaz has had quite a bit of misfortune in her own love life. "I dated the local drug-dealer for a few months and we had a baby, but he turned out to be abusive, I never would have guessed."
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